To my utter outrage, there was no option to select Scotland at the Pacific Rim Jaeger Designer. They have Togo and the Vatican City, but no Scotland. This would not stand! Alternate names considered: Bagpipes Shoogle, Buckfast Nevis, Tartan Shufty, Glaikit Pibroch, Hootsmon Bampot, Doric Galoot, Shortbread Numpty, Stookey Teuchter, Beastie Gallus, Crabbit Blether, Muckle Skiver, Clootie Havers.
Third time's a charm, eh Aly?
WOO WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO THIS WAS AMAZING BEST FILM EVER GOOD GRIEF WHY CAN'T MORE FILMS BE LIKE THIS SEE SEE THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT MORE LIKE THIS JUST GET GUILLERMO DEL TORO TO MAKE EVERY BLOCKBUSTER FROM NOW ON RIGHT DO IT HOLLYWOOD YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE
Aly, I'm going to have to insist you stop with the capital locks, alright?
BUT FILM CRITIC HULK DOES IT
And Film Critic Hulk's often cogent and interesting views are difficult to read when you eschew punctuation and proper case, aren't they?
... Alright, alright, I'll go with boring old grammar. But I retain rights to "radical," "cowabunga" and related '80s and '90s expressions that only make sense to children of that period.
Of course, how could you ask that of me?
I don't know, 29-year-old Aly, you got really old and grouchy over those 21 years.
GAZE INTO YOUR FUTURE, BOY.
First, one possible future; second, I thought we weren't doing all caps?
I AM 29-YEAR-OLD ALY I CAN APPLY ALL CAPS AS I SEE FIT
You're clearly delirious, so I shall commence with the review.